Oil-a-vidaville

By David Kearns

Sung to the tune of

Margaritaville

by Jimmy Buffett

Slippin on mud cakes

Watching the sun bake

All of those dead birds covered in oil

Knee deep in muck rings

Covered in Benzenes

My hazmat suit is

beginning to boil

(chorus)

Wasted away again in Oilavidaville

Searchin for my, lost tablet of salt

Some people claim that Tony Hayward’s to blame

But I know, it's partly our fault.

Don’t know the reason

Stayed her all season

Nothing to show but

black- toxic spew

But there’s booms in the water

And they’re all covered with slaughter

And not one person

Is having a clue

Wasted away again in Oilavidaville

Searching for my lost pocket of oil (ahl)

Some people claim that Tony Hayward’s to blame

And I’m thinking

Partly our fault?

We put them in congress

And they went rogue on us

Drill baby dr-llin under the sea

Some bastard got rich again

By killin the pelicans

Those that lsurvived now

can’t even see!

(chorus)

They blew out the rig top

And now the oil it just won’t stop

Gushing on up out of the of the heavenly blue

And now that old bayou

Is slathered in myre, you

Can’t believe what they say

Buddy, nothing is true

Just wasted away again in Oilavidaville

Searching for every, last droplet of oil

Some people claim that Tony Haward’s to blame

And I know, hell yes it’s his fault.

Yes and

Some people claim that Tony Hayward’s to blame

And I am thinking

Oh, it’s all Bp’s fault